Get your ‘good lookin’ rooster’ into a pair of turkey smugglers
What are Turkey Smugglers?
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Perfect for bigger guys (and bigger thighs).
87cm / Medium / 34 inches
97cm / XL / 38 inches
107cm / 3XL / 42 inches
Elastic and a drawstring for 20cm/8 inch give between fully tightened and fully stretched.
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Quick dry polyester, with hand drawn Brush Turkey design by Anna Battle.
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Postage is $10 within Australia.
Buy 2 and get FREE Australian postage.
No international postage at this time.
What People Are Saying
“I’m wearing them to Bunnings.”
— Uncle Jon
“You’re wearing those.”
— Suzanne
“Joan, have you seen my Turkey Smugglers?”
— Mick the Accountant
“But they’re so comfortable.”
— Murray
“Murray, you’ve got them on backwards.”
— Lyndall
“They’re in the folding, Chris. ”
— Andy McDowell
Where it all began
When our brother, Michael, was given a pair of budgie smugglers for Christmas, our Mum had had a couple of gins and laughingly suggested, “It’s Christmas! They should be called ‘Turkey Smugglers’!”
So the idea was born - Turkey Smugglers, Board Shorts for Men who are Bigger Than.
Anna did the design, Lauren got them made. Now they’re ready for the wild.
Australian Design
This is a family idea that’s come to life. Thanks for being a part of it and making Mum’s dreams come true.
Three Sizes
We’ve had to start somewhere and that somewhere is with guys who ‘are bigger than’ most. Email us to let us know what sizes you’d like to see.
Turkey style is real
Designed to look great at Christmas with a white or navy top, at a BBQ or on the beach. This is a high quality pair of boardies.