Who we are

Soooooo… we are Lauren and Anna. We are sisters (Anna is older by 2 years and 3 months) and we have a big, generally happy, family.

And at our Christmas get together in 2018 our brother, Michael (that’s him below, right in the middle) was given a pair of budgie smugglers (togs… swimmers… speedos… dicktogs… deetees… whatever you call them where you are) and he mentioned it wasn’t his look.

Our mother, Diana, heard the end of this conversation and, having had a couple of gins, said, “It’s Christmas! They should be called Turkey Smugglers!”.

And so they were.

Turkey Smugglers - Board shorts for men who are bigger than budgies.

The domain name was purchased that day and while it’s taken MANY years to create the artwork and FINALLY get them made… they’re now HERE!

When you order your pair/s we’ll be packing them up and sending them straight to you with a huge smile and a wink knowing they’ll be making you smile right back.

Mum REALLY wants this year to be a ‘Turkey Smuggler Christmas’. so thanks for joining in the fun and spreading the turkey smuggler smiles!